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  • 2000-05-31 (xsd:date)
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  • Breast Gazing Healthy (en)
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  • Ho ho ho! Staring a big-breasted women is a form of exercise (no wonder Jayne Mansfield's husband was a Mr. Universe!), according to the text of a purported news article that has circulated online since the 1990s: This has to be one of the ultimate male fantasies, second only to the notion that drinking beer and watching football makes one more intelligent. (Or maybe second only to the thought of being instructed by doctors to look at buxom women for five years straight, all in the name of science.) Watching busty females may indeed be good for a man's health and add years to his life (by giving him something to look forward to, if nothing else), but men who want to make the case for engaging in this behavior to their wives or girlfriends will have to do so without relying on the imprimatur of the medical community. The article referred to above was not printed in The New England Journal of Medicine or any other major medical journal. It is, in fact, a slight reworking of a piece that has run on at least two occasions in that celebrated tabloid Fountain of Truth, the Weekly World News (13 May 1997 and 21 March 2000) and escaped into the wild: Although the Weekly World News occasionally slips up and prints a true story, we suspect this one belongs in the HOW TO TELL IF YOUR DOG WORSHIPS SATAN! and NEW REMOTE-CONTROL DEVICE GIVES WOMEN ORGASMS — AT UP TO 80 YARDS AWAY! class. (en)
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