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Many of us grew up being taught that there's only one correct way to speak our native language, and that people who don't speak like us demonstrate a deplorable lack of culture or education. As such, dialect speakers are commonly characterized as being of lower intelligence or just plain lazy, and this characterization is often used to stigmatize members of certain racial, ethnic, or national groups. In particular, linguistic arrogance has historically been a tool wielded by racists to foster a stereotype of Blacks as unintelligent, lazy objects of fun. An urban legend about a game show contestant fits this pattern, one in which a laugh comes at the expense of a Black game show contestant whose speech patterns trap him into making the wrong word association. His chance to earn some easy money is blown because he talks differently than the show's (white) celebrities and audience. Not only does he lose the cash, he's also roundly laughed at. His humiliation is crushing and immediate, and he attempts to strike back by suing over his embarrassment: As with most broadcast legends, legions of commenters are certain they saw this event play out on TV, even if the details they recall conflict with those offered by others who are equally sure they witnessed it: I saw the episode! I was in junior high and was watching it when it occurred. Tom Selleck was the star and there was a large African-American woman as the regular person. He said doe and she said knob. This actually happened. Descriptions of this game show boo-boo bear all the hallmarks of an apocryphal event: There is no agreement on details such as when it took place, which show it occurred on (Password, Super Password, The $10,000 Pyramid, and The $25,000 Pyramid are all frequently mentioned)*, who the celebrity giving the clues was (Alan Alda, Mike Farrell, McLean Stevenson, and Tom Selleck are the names most often given), or even the gender of the non-celebrity contestant. And it typically ends with the stock folkloric humiliation ending of the hapless contestant's suing the show's producers. Its racial aspects aside, this legend also propagates the mistaken linguistic notion that people cannot recognize dialectal pronunciations that differ from their own. A person who pronounces the words earl and oil as homophones isn't necessarily incapable of distinguishing between those two words when he hears them spoken by someone who doesn't pronounce them as homophones. Likewise, a person who pronounces the words doe and door identically doesn't necessarily assume that anyone who says doe really means door instead. Actor Jamie Farr (yet another M*A*S*H alum) propagated this legend in a first-person account found in his autobiography Just Farr Fun: An entertaining story, full of detail and told convincingly. There's one little problem with it, though: Super Password with Bert Convy debuted on Sept. 24, 1984, yet this very same story was described in a Sports Illustrated article that hit the stands three weeks before the show's first episode aired: Once, Nipsey Russell was on Password, and the password was 'deer.' His partner gave him 'doe' as a clue, and Russell guessed 'knob.' This legend also turns up in a 2000 (nonfiction) book about Las Vegas, offered not as a true story but as an Ebonics joke one wealthy gambler tells another at the Luxor: That joke may be a revealing one about the thematic origins of this tale -- it's likely no coincidence that this legend rose to prominence around the same time that the publicity surrounding the Oakland School District controversy of 1996 made the term Ebonics widely known across the U.S. *(Although the incident as described is plausible for Password, it makes little or no sense as an anecdote about The $10,000 Pyramid or one of its higher-priced incarnations.)
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