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  • 2010-07-11 (xsd:date)
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  • Child Draws Mom as 'Shovel-Selling' Pole Dancer (en)
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  • As countless parents can attest, children possess an unnerving talent for visiting embarrassment upon them. Sometimes their acts are deliberate (as in the well-traveled urban legend about a misbehaving tot who counters his mother's attempt at controlling him in public with a loudly-voiced threat of telling Grandma that he saw Mom kissing Daddy's private parts), but often they're born of a lack of realization about appropriate boundaries. Many a youngster has breathlessly given away family secrets simply because he had not yet grasped that what is freely discussed at home is not necessarily to be shouted in the street. One version of a related internet-circulated drawing dates to November 2008, at which time it was accompanied by the tagline, Don't panic ... mommy works at Home Depot and she's selling a snow shovel in the picture! Our earliest version of the letter to the teacher accompanying the drawing came from January 2009: The jape plays upon the theme of family confidences unwittingly revealed to a wider audience. The child's drawing appears to make public a scandalous truth about how the mother earns a living, with the joke then taken in a new direction by the flustered parent's explanatory note to the teacher. While this cute tale is almost guaranteed to provoke a laugh from even the most curmudgeonly, it's apocryphal. As the artist's mother told us, the picture was drawn by her seventeen-year-old daughter, and it was intended to represent a stripper, with the Home Depot commentary and the faux letter to the teacher having been added to it by others after it was posted on MySpace: The versions we've so far located identify the teacher as Mrs. Jones, Mrs. James and Mrs. Jackson. The shovel-vending mom variously signs herself as Mrs. Smith, Mrs. Jones, Mrs. Urbina, or she doesn't sign at all. And, while most versions merely refer to the child as my daughter, the text of some dubs her my daughter, Sarah. Also, while the overwhelming majority of versions we've examined have the mother working at Home Depot and place the incident last week before the blizzard hit, one has that harried parent working at Bunnings (a Home Depot equivalent in Australia and New Zealand) and speaks of how hectic it was last week after the floods hit. An additional reflection of how this tale localizes to suit its audience appears in the text lettered in childish script below the drawing: I want to be like mommy sometimes appears as I want to be like mummy. The letter accompanying the drawing sometimes takes a different form, as this version (also from January 2009) demonstrates: The drawing itself provided further clues about the age of the artist and the nature of the joke: The theme of a child's innocently revealing parental misdoings has been fodder for Internet-spread hoaxes before. 2002's howler had to do with a letter supposedly written by small child in which the mother's adultery was made public. (en)
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