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  • 2003-01-13 (xsd:date)
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  • Are 'Bonsai Kittens' Real? (de)
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  • Bonsai kittens are not real. Nobody is making bonsai kittens. Nobody is selling equipment to help people make bonsai kittens. Nobody is instructing people in the lost Eastern art of sealing kittens inside rectilinear jars. When it was running (the site is no longer active), the Bonsai Kitten web site was a joke, not an actual promotion for the making of bonsai kittens. Investigations by law enforcement agencies, including the FBI, determined no real cats were harmed in the creation of the pictures used on the Bonsai Kitten web site. Signing a petition to shut down the Bonsai Kitten web site will not prevent any kittens from being harmed, because no kittens were harmed in the first place. It was all a joke, one which some say was in terribly poor taste. If that was your reaction, take comfort in the knowledge that many others thought the same. How could you have known the Bonsai Kitten site was a satire despite its lack of This is a joke! banners emblazoned across it? Satire doesn't always announce itself as such (some feel that would ruin its humor), so in cases like this, one dusts off the common sense and aims it at the problem: The cruel.com web site offers an article entitled Happiness is a Rectilinear Kitten, its comprehensive history of the furor and media coverage generated by the Bonsai Kitten web site throughout its first year of existence. (en)
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