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  • 2020-10-30 (xsd:date)
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  • ‘Percy Long Prong’ Calling Card: Racy Relic, or Out of Context... (en)
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  • ‘Percy Long Prong’ Calling Card: Racy Relic, or Out of Context Hoax? Claim A Reddit user found an authentic, decades-old calling card for a male sex worker named Percy Long Prong. Rating Decontextualized Like this fact check? Reporting An October 15 2020 post to Reddit’s r/myfavoritemurder , titled Found under floorboards[,] Percy Long Prong’s business card, introduced a battered but risque calling card for a male sex worker purportedly catering to widows, spinsters, maidens, and neglected married women: Found under floorboards. Percy Long Prong’s business card. from myfavoritemurder Percy Long Prong’s ‘Calling Card’ On October 18 2020, a Facebook user shared the images; they circulated from that post on Facebook. The photographs also made their way onto Twitter : Something for the weekend. Percy Long Prong – a gigolo’s calling card found under floor boards. 😱😱😱 (I don’t know who originally posted this on FB – so apologies) pic.twitter.com/Kxjt6f8ie8 Florida is where wokes go to die... Please enable JavaScript Florida is where wokes go to die — Kate Robbins (@KateRobbins) October 16, 2020 Although the Reddit post didn’t get a lot of traction, a concurrent post to Imgur with a similar title (Friend works as restorer. Just found this under floorboards of old property he’s working on...) was widely viewed and discussed: Friend works as restorer. Just found this under floorboards of old property he’s working on... From the top left, the card’s top front read: Maidens treated gently. Spinsters delighted. Extra attention given to neglected married women. In the center, bold text read PERCY LONG PRONG, Expert Frigging — Plain and Fancy, and Terms — CASH BEFORE MOUNTING. Additional text on the bottom front read: Reduced terms to young parties. Satisfaction guaranteed. Widows a specialty. P.T.O. [please turn over] for Price List. Notably absent from the card’s front was any means of contacting Percy Long Prong, or even a general location. The card’s back was significantly more explicit, with prices listed in shillings (s.) and pence (d.) : At the lower end of the price list was Plain Insertions for five shillings, with Muff Dive on the high end at 15 shillings and sixpence. Next were TIME RATES, at ten shillings flat per hour, and 50 shillings for All Night. A third portion of the list was EXTRA ATTENTION, and services such as Bubble Shake for nine pence, French Tickler for two shillings, and Whips and Scourges for 15 shillings. The back of the card also lacked any contact information, but noted that Percy gives Green Shield Stamps! In the Imgur comments, u/Toadio maintained that the card was a joke, writing: This is a joke card. Friend made Rent-A-Scandal cards and left them around. Got one into Tutankhamen’s display case in London Museum. A Not-Quite-Brief History of the Internet Discovering Gigolo Business Cards Imgur user AssDewlap identified the card as one of many other versions floating around the internet. In the comment was a link to an extremely similar card, but this one was seemingly American in origin: Three of the card’s front four corners were identical to Percy Long Prong’s areas of expertise, and the same phrasing was used — Maidens treated gently, Spinsters delighted, Extra attention given to neglected married women, and Widows a Specialty. But Percy Long Prong’s unnamed American cousin (who simply went by Expert Plain & Fancy Frigging) replaced Reduced terms to young parties; Satisfaction guaranteed with the following: Cut Rate to Party of 5 or More Satisfied with One Hard On Like the front of Percy Long Prong’s card, the back was strikingly similar, down to identical caveats like with Caresses and Vaseline (if needed); albeit all items were priced in American dollars with a rate of $37.50 an hour and $150 for All Night. Percy’s American counterpart even promised Free Green Stamps. Both cards listed Muff Dive as the last item of the price list, but the American version read I PAY YOU in the cost field. As u/AssDewlap noted, the second card was originally shared by u/mayonegg1. A reverse image search indicated it was also shared to r/funny in May 2015: Turns Out My Grandma Was Getting Some Fancy Frigging from funny Yet another similar (but not identical) card was shared to Twitter in 2014: EXPERT PLAIN & FANCY FUCKING pic.twitter.com/cyIFbnjxwH 🚮 — BÆon Flux ☔️ Ƭ̵̬̊ (@iBleeze) July 27, 2014 Another was uploaded to iFunny in May 2013: People finding the cards never seemed to have a Reddit account of their own; a 2012 thread in r/pics claimed their friend found this on the floor of the elevator in his apartment: My friend found this on the floor of the elevator in his apartment, Expert Plain and Fancy Fucking from pics Users claiming to have found similar cards among the possessions of their grandparents appeared on and off across the internet for years. One r/WTF user shared yet another version in 2012: While going through my 85 year old grandfather’s desk, I found this business card. from WTF A top comment on that thread provided an early explanation that appeared largely lost to the ages: I’ve seen that card, often, back in the late 80’s. It was a novelty card that went around. Like a pre-internet meme. From there, users speculated on pre-internet memes, responding: I wonder if back then people got as angry the second time someone showed them that card. They didn’t get angry. They just complained that is should be posted on a different corkboard. Or they complained that the owners of a different cork board stole their things. Fucking 9cork That was on 4cork like... four score ago! As it happened, the explanation appeared to be only partly accurate. A 1996 post to alt.tasteless.jokes wasted no time in bringing the joke to the early internet, but back then, they had to go to the work of transcribing it: FRONT /——————————————————————-\ | Maidens Treated Gently Extra Attention Given to | | Spinsters Satisfied Neglected Married Women | | | | D O C ‘ S L O N G P R O N G S T U D S E R V I C E | | EXPERT, PLAIN, and FANCY FRIGGING | | | | Terms: Cash Before Mounting | | (See Price List Other Side) | | | | Cut Rate to Party of 6 or More | | Satisfied With One Hard On Widows A Specialty | \——————————————————————-/ BACK /——————————————–\ | P R I C E L I S T | | | | Plain Insertion....................$ 20.00 | | (with caresses)................... 27.50 | | Inverted Positions.................. 22.50 | | Dog Fashion......................... 22.50 | | (with barking & yelping).......... 25.00 | | Womb Stretch........................ 30.25 | | Tongue Bath......................... 50.00 | | Muff Dive...........................100.00 | | | | T I M E L I M I T S | | Per Hour...........................$ 37.50 | | All Night(12 hrs.)..................150.00 | | | | E X T R A A T T E N T I O N | | Titty Chewing.......................$ 1.15 | | French Kissing(mouth)................ 2.75 | | (Pussy, see Muff Dive). | | French Tickler....................... 3.25 | | Finger Diddle........................ 9.50 | | Vaseline(if needed).................. 1.25 | | | | – Special Discounts to Waitresses – | \——————————————–/ Incidentally, a commenter on the October 2020 r/myfavoritemurder post linked to a 2013 article mentioning a Percy Long-Prong, but no connection to a business card was described there. Instead, Mr. Long-Prong appeared to have won a prize for bad art; his winning effort was described as a dictionary placed atop Macbeth , titled A Play On Words: The spoof art competition, set up in 1999 as a light-hearted take on the Tate Britain gallery’s Turner Prize, rewards low-effort works of art. A Play On Words – a copy of Shakespeare’s Macbeth atop a dictionary – by Percy Long-Prong won first prize at a ceremony held at The New Inn, in Wedmore. A separate BBC article provided a clearer picture of Percy Long-Prong’s first place effort. Sometimes, a Wild Context Appears Nearly a quarter of a century later, Twitter user @CarrieCuinn responded to a since-deleted tweet about a similar card, explaining: It's a joke card from mid-1900s. The cards were based off (or inspired?) Peter Longprong (Expert, Plain, and Fancy Frigging) t shirts, too. Card: https://t.co/HhrzYh7uRB Mention of the shirt: https://t.co/bsZ8oKbVjE — Carrie Cuinn 😷 (@CarrieCuinn) June 26, 2019 @CarrieCuinn linked to the 2012 r/WTF thread, as well as a 1979 San Diego Reader article which briefly referenced the same joke on a t-shirt: T-shirts for sale announce on the chest: Peter Longprong... Expert, plain, and fancy frigging. The back of Bob Grenci’s shirt declares, Boogie till ‘ya puke. Others are in rugby shirts or OMBAC shirts or over-the-line shirts, and as the Chargers manhandle the Rams, the noise increases along with the bull. ... You take the back, see, use him as a rover, and then they don’t have any outside threat... It’s the off-season for OMBAC, the next big event is the rugby tournament in January, but that doesn’t stop the hard core members from having a good time now. As the sun drops lower, the sand blows harder, and the crowd in the bar gets larger, everybody’s an expert at something, everybody’s a winner, everybody’s shithouse mouse. Summary Since at least 1996, internet users had been uploading or transcribing iterations similar to Percy Long Prong’s calling card, first to newsgroups, then to Reddit, Twitter, Facebook, and beyond. Innumerable versions of the cards existed, often presented as having been found by a friend under floorboards among a grandparent’s possessions. Though the cards spanned many versions in the UK and United States, they typically shared almost identical language and all lacked any contact information. It appeared the cards began as a pre-internet proto-meme that was passed around as a joke at various times — and then, years later, misunderstood by grandchildren who came across them. Social media users’ repeated failure to get the joke was an amusing coda, alluding to a longer history of what are today commonly understood as memes. Posted in Fact Checks , Viral Content Tagged boomer memes , gigolo , humor , imgur , jokes , memes , not a fun fact , percy long prong , percy long prong business card , percy long prong hoax , proto-memes , reddit , viral facebook posts (en)
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