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  • 2005-11-20 (xsd:date)
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  • Goal Line Powder (de)
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  • The above-quoted joke reappears every fall, each time aimed at football teams regarded as underperforming (e.g., it was told of the Dallas Cowboys on the 1 November 2001 edition of Rush Limbaugh's radio show). Example: [Collected on the Internet, 2005] Professional and college teams are made the jape's subject, as team names are swapped in and out. We marvel not at the parade of teams this groaner has been attributed to, but at the Is this true? queries it has caused to land in our inbox over the years. The joke does provoke an entertaining mental image of muscle-bound football players suspiciously eyeing a line of unfamiliar white powder and concluding it must be anthrax. While captivating, this image doesn't work quite so well in the real world, where teams switch ends of the gridiron twice during a game — even if a squad were so unskilled that they never scored a touchdown, they'd still routinely see both goal lines as their opposition took the ball across them. Ridicule of sports teams perceived to be performing badly is an integral part of being a sports fan. This next jab has been aimed at a variety of hockey teams over the years: (For you non-hockey fans, the joke here is that the red light behind a team's net goes off whenever the opposition scores.) This next one has been told of many teams in a variety of different sports: As has this: And then there's this: (en)
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